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One ring gives you power
And one ring makes you crawl
And the one that Bilbo gave you
Keeps you young (if not so tall)
Just ask Gollum,
When he's Smeagol…
And if you go teasing Nazgul
And you know you're going to fall
Tell 'em a hookah-smoking wizard
Has given you the call
Go tell Gollum,
When he's spewing gall
When rangers in the tavern
Get up and tell you where to go
And you will just have some kind of vision
When you slip that damn ring o-on
Go ask Gollum,
I think he'll know
When logic says destruction
Of the ring's a marathon,
And the white wizard has betrayed you,
And the Elves are almost gone,
Remember, the eye of Sauron:
Never put it on!! Never put it o-on!! Never put it o-o-o-o-on!!!!!