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The Firm

by jayjay

'Ring Trekkin'
across Middle-Earth
with this motley Fellowship,
a bright new Age to birth.
Ring Trekkin'
across Middle-Earth,
hounded by our enemies
and things are getting worse!


Elven Prince, Legolas

Orcs approaching from the West,
from the West, from the West!
Orcs approaching from the West,
I'm still the prettiest one!

Ring Trekkin'
across Middle-Earth
with this motley Fellowship,
a bright new Age to birth.
Ring Trekkin'
across Middle-Earth,
hounded by our enemies
and things are getting worse!

The Wizard, Gandalf

It's Evil, Frodo, but not as we know it,
not as we know it, not as we know it.
It's Evil, Frodo, but not as we know it.
Wanna play with my hat?

/Chorus/

The warrior, Boromir

It's worse than that, Gandalf's dead!
Gandalf's dead! Gandalf's dead!
It's worse than that, Gandalf's dead!
C'mere, little Hobbit!

/Chorus/

The ranger, Aragorn

Find those hobbits! Still not king,
still not king, still not king.
Find those hobbits! Still not king.
Still not king. Damn.

/Chorus/

From Imladris, Elrond Half-Elven

You cannot change the Laws of Magic,
Laws of Magic, Laws of Magic.
You cannot change the Laws of Magic.
Do I look good in purple?

/Chorus/