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Do you know what it’s like to be given a quest
To be told that my best is a jest in the mess of a world my parents
confessed?
To be told that I’m going to fail no matter what I do
That everything’s gonna go black
To be given a ring that my uncle’s addicted to like smack?
A ring he won’t let go
`It’s mine,’ Bilbo says, `just let go, Frodo,’
`Fuck you,’ I say, `You know yo flow is blow, that ring ain’t no
fucking memento.’
My man Gandalf comes in and lays down the law
Oh no motherfucking Bilbo sees his flaw
‘Take this thing,’ he says to Gan, and hands it over to the man
‘Now it’s been given,’ he says to him, ‘given and now
I’m going to Rivendell.’
`Rivendell, hell,” Gandalf says, ‘elves run that place like some
fuckin’ jail cell, you do well to go to a Deep of Helm’s,’
he said.
`I’m going to Rivendell,’ Bilbo said. `I’m sorry Gandalf but
I’m going. Now take that fucking ring before it blings and fucking makes
me cry like some fucking halfling.’