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I just wanna take rings,
all those nights I never had rings,
but now I'm all up in that ring business...
You's a bad hobbit, gotta flank ya'
gotta thank ya for that nazgul,
explicit, hella-photo-genic...
You can tell the other hobbits
where they can get kicked at
and it won't get back to Gandolf...
before you steal better contemplate:
he swallowed it,
yeah that hobbit took the whole bait
and let Bilbo hit it and Frodo hit it,
ring wretches-
that's what I'm talkin' about,
chicken head, chicked fed
with a ring in your mouth...