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"Isengard Uber Alles", by Dead Isildurs

by Kanataloopi

I am Saruman the White
You will admire my power and might
Soon I will be the Dark Lord...
Sauron's power will soon go away
I will take his place one day
I will command all of you
Your kids will learn Orcish in school
Your kids will learn Orcish in school -

Isengard Uber alles
Isengard Uber alles
Uber alles Isengard
Uber alles Isengard

Uruk-Hai will control you
Creatures unnatural
You will be bred with the Orcish race
And always wear the happy face

Close your eyes, can't happen here
Wizard in white cloak is near
Morgoth won't come back you say
Join my side or you will pay
Join my side or you will pay -

Isengard Uber alles
Isengard Uber alles
Uber alles Isengard
Uber alles Isengard

Now it's 3084
Knock knock at your hobbit hole
It's the feather-cap secret Shirriff
You better not be scared stiff

Come quietly to the keep
It will all be like eternal sleep
A final look at this here tower
Now let me demonstrate my power

Die on a lopsided magical duel
My hordes will like you in their gruel
You will croak, you half of a man
When you mess with Sar-u-man

Isengard uber alles
Isengard uber alles
Uber alles Isengard
Uber alles Isengard