Just got back from Mordor
Lock the front door Sam boy
Got to sit down take a rest
On the porch
Looking for some pipeweed
That's the stuff that I need
doot doot doot
Ring of Power no more!
Tamborines and Oliphants
are playing in the band
Wontcha take a ride a on white mare through the footsteps
of Doom (it's Jimmy Page's Birthday!)