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Once here was this wizard who
Got into an accident and couldn't come to Lorien
But when he finally came back
His robes had turned from grey into bright white
He said that it was from when
The Balrog had smashed so hard
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Once there was this Man who
Wouldn't go and be king over Gondor, though it was his
right
But when they finally made him
They saw he had the sword of Isildur
He couldn't quite explain it
It'd always just been there
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But both Man and wizard were glad
'Cause one kid had it worse than that
'Cause then there was this hobbit whose
Friends made him leave home and travel all ‘round Mid-Earth
And when they went to Mt Doom
They stole his ring and tossed it deep in the pit
He couldn't quite explain it
He’d just wanted to stay home
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