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As I walk up the path to the Crack of Doom
I take a look at my life and realize that I'm a great
big foo'
Cuz I was wearin that ring for so long
That even my mama thinks that my mind is gone
But I aint never crossed a man that didnt deserve it
Tried to steal my precious, you know that's unheard
of
Frodo better watch how he talkin and where he walkin
Or him and his Samwise might be lined in chalk
I really hate to trip, but I gotta, Loc
I feel old, I see myself in the ring of gold, fool
Im the kinda dude the little hobbits attitude is like
"Stay on your knees, Gus
and shut up about precious"
Chorus:
Been spending most of my life living in Gollum's Paradise
Been spending most of my life living in Gollum's Paradise
Keep spending most of my life living in Gollum's Paradise
Keep spending most of my life living in Gollum's Paradise
Power and the precious, precious and the power
Minute after minute, hour after hour
Frodo and Sam is runnin, but neither one is lookin
At whats goin on, they're so dumb
I think I'll bite Frodo's thumb
They say the ring ain't mine, but they really can't
make me
If it wasn't for that fucker Bilbo no one could reach
me
I guess they cant
I guess they wont
I guess they front
Thats why I know my life is outta luck, fool
Repeat Chorus
Tell me why they all can't see
That the precious does belong to me
Tell me why they all can't see
That the precious does belong to me