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Elrond:
Here come old Frodo
He just, volunteered slowly,
And here's, Gaaandalf Greyhame, he's one
Moldy oldy, and here's
Aaaaragooorn the fuuuture king--
Legolas and Gimli step up
Next for the fling--
And here comes Gondor, well it's
Boooromir, and looks like
Saaam and Merry and Pip, briiiing up the rear, askin,
"Where are we... Going Please?"
Now you are th Fellowship and you got to flee--
Come together...
Right now, over me...
Frodo:
What would you think if I went on a quest?
Would you stand up and walk out on me?
Lend me your ears and I'll sing you a song,
And I'll try not to sing out of key,
Oh, I get by with a little help from my friends,
Yes, I don't die with a little help from my friends,
But I might cry if this little trip never ends...
Gollum:
Oh yeah I'll... tell you something
That might make you take wing,
When I... say that somthing:
I wanna take your RING!
I wanna take your riiiiing--
I wanna take your ring!
Legolas:
Orcs are dirty guys; so are all those Uruk-hais
Saruman has grown.
They want to destroy Middle Earth's men,
Ohh-oh-oh-oh...
Gimli, Son of Gloin, Rohan's army having joined,
Strikes out all alone.
I watch him sneak up on an orc so
Slooow-oh-oh-oh...
But as it's getting ready to turn
A slice comes from behind...
Bang, bang, Gimli's mithril aaaaxe
Came down upon his head!
Bang, bang, Gimli's mithril aaaaxe
Made sure that he was dead!