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(John Lennon, Paul McCartney)
Lead Vocal: Frodo Baggins
I heard the news today, oh boy
The Dark Lord Sauron wants his One Ring back
And though that news is bad for most
Well, I just had to laugh
I saw a picture of a dwarf.
He blew his mind out mining rocks
He didn't noticed how the hill came down
A crowd of Dale folk stood and stared
They'd seen his face before
Nobody was really sure
If he was not from Erebor
I saw that wiz today, oh boy
He had just found out that one Ring was bad
I wished to walk real far away
But he gave me that look
Got me with a hook
"To Mordor you must go!"
Woke up, fell to the floor
Heard a knockin on my door
Told the wizard, yeah, I'll hide it good
That ring you brought, so sorry you are late
Got my pipe and stuffed it fat
Found my gardener club a rat
Found my way to Bilbo's birthday feast
Then somebody spoke and vanished away
I read a book today, oh boy
In there it tells how Sauron lost the war
And though he lost, he was still there
Can't he be counted out?
Now they know how many men it takes to bring that Ring to doom
I'd love to fall asleep!