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He was a jerk
It was a ring
Can I make it any more obvious?
He was evil
More so each day
What more can I say?
He wanted it
It changed its mind
Ran away, better places to find
Isildur was a fake
Wound up in the lake
Oh, why did it leave Sauron?
He was a hater lord
It said see ya later lord
He wasn’t good enough for it
But turns out Isildur was wrong
Stayed in the water for a long
Time before somebody took it for a bit….
3,000 years from now
He sits at home
Watching the palantir, he’s all alone
Saruman goes ‘ring-a-ling
Nearly smashes the thing
A hobbit’s got hold of the ring!
Well he’s not dim
Tries to kill him
Too late, the Fellowship’s already made
Sends Uruk-Hai
Even Ringwraiths that can fly
Nope, Frodo decides he ain’t gonna die
He was a hater lord
It said see ya later lord
He wasn’t good enough for it
Now it’s headed to be unmade
And no Uruk-Hai raid
Is gonna stop the hobbits now
Sorry lord but you missed out
Well tough luck that ring’s mine now
In Mount Doom it can’t be mended
This is how the story’s ended
Too bad that you couldn’t see
See the hobbit Frodo could be
And he’s got Sam to help him out
They’re gonna destroy it, you lout
He’s just a hobbit
And it’s just a ring
Can I make it any more obvious?
He’s gonna melt it
Gotta take what you dealt, it
Ain’t yours to use anymore
It was a ring of power
He’s gonna destroy it now, or
Die while he’s trying
His finger goes in the pit
Bilbo’s gonna have a fit
And with it Gollum’s frying.