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She was a girl, he was a boi,
Can I make it any more obvious?
He had a sword, she had one too,
What more could they do?
But fight in a war, to save Middle-Earth
From the One Ring and Sauron’s curse
She thought it was love, but she just got snubbed
‘Cuz he was in love with an elvish girl
He was a ranger boi, she said “see ya later boi,
I gotta go lead the elderly
To a cavern/refuge thing, on the order of the king
Although I’d much rather fight bravely”
A few months from now, she sits at camp
Dressed as a soldier, she’s not a tramp
Looks over there, what does she see?
But ranger boi leading a big army
She thought he was cool, but she was a fool
Mistook it for real lovey-dovey feelings
But now that she’s here, and met Faramir
She might be thinking of other things....
He was a ranger boi, she said “see ya later boi,
I gotta go kill the nazgul king
I’ll talk to that steward dude, (‘cuz I think he’s kinda
cute)
After the unmaking of the Ring”
Sorry, “E”, but you missed out,
If you don’t know what I’m talking about
Ranger boi is more than my friend
And this is how the story ends
It’s too bad you couldn’t see,
See the king that boi could be
Sure, your steward’s pretty cool,
But he was never meant to rule
I am an elf, he is a man,
Could I make it any more obvious?
We are in love, ruling the land
We rule hand in hand
Too bad for you, that you didn’t know
You could have saved yourself from the curse
Of loving a man, who loved an elf girl...
And now we rock each other’s Middle-Earth....
Now I’m with the ranger boi
I said “see ya later boi,
I’ll meet you in Gondor after the war.
I’ll be in the elf parade, waving the flag I made
Marrying the king I made it for”