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I Think

by petcat

I Think wraiths are really a huge problem
I Think orcs are too much on my mind
I Think Rings have got a lot to do with why the world sucks
But what can you do?

Like a black rain, beating down on me
Like a Tolkien line, which won't let go of my brain
Like Saruman's ass, it is in my head
Blame it on Mordor
Blame it on Mordor
Blame it on Mordor

I Think Nazgul are gonna drive us all crazy
And fell men make me feel like a child
I Think Sauron will eventually be the downfall of civilization
But what can you do? I said what can you do?

Like a black rain, beating down on me
Like a Tolkien line, which won't let go of my brain
Like Saruman's ass, it is in my head
Blame it on Mordor
Blame it on Mordor
Blame it on Mordor

Like a black rain, beating down on me
Like Saruman's smile, cruel and cold
Like Tolkien's ass, it is in my head
Blame it on Mordor
Blame it on Mordor
Blame it on Mordor