Previously on X-Men : Evolution
Charles Xavier learned that Cerebro picked up the presence
of a new mutant: Diane Weaver a.k.a. Dreamweaver who
can make people’s dreams come true, including her own.
Dreamweaver is unable to control her powers, so the
X-Men and theBrotherhood are accidentally caught in
her most recent dream she had after recently seeing
the movie The Fellowship of the Ring. They are forced
to reenact scenes from the movie.
Scene: Secret Council of Xavier
Loud arguing amongst everyone.
KURT
The ring must be destroyed!
TOAD
I’ll be damned if I’ll ever let a fuzzy blue elf touch
the ring!
KURT
You want a piece of me, you smelly toad? Come and get
it!
Toad and Kurt then wrestle in the middle of the circle.
Lots of “BAMF!” as Kurt teleports during the wrestling,
and Toad makes wisecracks while they roll around and
fight.
There is more arguing amongst everyone. Suddenly a young
voice speaks loudly above the din.
KITTY
I’ll take the ring! It’ll be the perfect opportunity
for me to practice my driving! See? I just got my learner’s
permit! Oh, but there’s just one problem. I don’t know
the way to Mordor, so I’ll need someone to ride with
me. Who wants to be the lucky one?
Kitty’s question is met with dead silence and averted
eyes from everyone.
KITTY
Oh, come on! I need a licensed driver to accompany me
while I practice driving! Scott, how about you? Can
we use your car? No? Jean? Logan? Professor Xavier?
Everyone is trying to shuffle away while they avoid
looking directly at Kitty.
Eventually it is decided that Logan, Scott, Jean, Kurt,
Toad, Rogue, Bobby, and Storm will accompany Kitty to
take the ring to Mordor.
All of the X-Men’s vehicles mysteriously become disabled:
The van, the jet, and even Scott’s red car. This forces
the members of the quest to travel on foot.
They are climbing a mountain. The cold wind and snow
are making their journey difficult. The X-Men are being
observed by Magneto and Lance.
MAGNETO
Now would be good.
LANCE ALVERS
All right!
Lance creates an avalanche.
Scott and Jean use their powers to deflect some of the
falling chunks.
Kitty phases her way out from under a pile of snow.
BAMF!
Kurt is buried under snow, but teleports himself free.