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I Feel Gritty
(Sung by Aragorn in the heat of the battle of Helm's
Deep. )
I feel gritty,
Oh, so gritty,
It’s a pity this ditty’s so trite
I’m too busy
Killing Orcs to have the time to write.
I feel fearless, [stabs Orc]
Oh so fearless, [decapitates Orc]
It’s just peerless how fearless I feel!
So ferocious [slash!]
That I hardly can believe I’m real.
See the rotten Orc on that ladder there:
He would be a good one to slay
Such a gritty axe, [knocks Orc's weapon out of his hand]
Such a gritty shield, [slashes shield out of Orc's hand]
Such a gritty helm, [cleaves Orc's helm in twain]
Such a gritty day!
I feel knightly [Orc groans]
I hold tightly [Orc screams]
To my Narsil as we go to war!
Such a slaughter
Old Helm’s Deep has never seen before!
(Men of Rohan)
La la la la, la la la la la la, etc.
I feel dauntless [stab]
And so gallant, [slash]
I’ve a talent for killing my foes!
For I’m King, [stabs Narsil into the sky]
And I laugh as the Uruk blood flows! [Orcs throw selves
off battlements in terror]