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Saving Private Baggins

by jlossanto

Int. Volcano
Roaring noise is overpowering.

FRODO slumped, cradling injured hand. SAM hides
behind a rock. SMEAGOL falls into CRACK OF DOOM.

Smeagol: "Earn thisssssssssssss!" (dies)

OLOG HAI (enters, advances on Frodo waving a big
CLUB).
Olog Hai: "Argh!"

BIG EAGLE swoops in just over FRODO'S HEAD. BIG EAGLE
has black and white invasion bands painted on wings.
BIG EAGLE drops a ROCK onto OLOG HAI's HEAD. OLOG HAI
collapses inches away from FRODO.

ELVEN TROOPS enter. SAM runs to meet them.

SAM: "Medic! Medic!!!"

Dissolve to:
Ext. Meadow in the Shire.

FRODO and GANDALF. FRODO is crying.

FRODO: "Have I been a good hobbit? Tell me Gandalf,
have I been a good hobbit?"