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Oklahoma style!

by Epigramcracker

The Shire (from the musical of the same name)

Ohhhhhhhhhhhh-- The Shire
Where the wind comes sweepin' through the hills,
And the gardens hoed, with PO-TAY-TOES,
Are enough to give a hobbit thrills!
Ohhhhhhhhhhhh-- The Shire
Where we sit and drink a pint or two,
Where it's quite a treat to wash one's feet
Cuz there's really not that much to do!

We know we belong to the land
And the land we belong to is grand!
And when we saaaaaaaaaaaaay--
"It's here we want to staaaaaaaaaaay!"
We're only sayin'
We're doing fine in the Shi-ur,
In the Shi-ur
T-H-E S-H-I-R-E
In the Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiire! HEY!!