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Rogers and Hammerstein

by mocroidh

"The hills are alive, with the sound of Elvish,
With words they have spoke for three thousand years..."

"Oh, the orcs and the hobbits should be friends,
Oh the orcs and the hobbits should be friends.
One of them likes to hunt and feed,
The other one likes to smoke pipeweed,
But that's no reason why they can't be friends!"

"There is nothing like a Ring!
Nothing in the world!
There is nothing like that thing
That magical evil Ring!"

"Climb every mountain,
Ford every stream,
Follow every Gollum,
Till you destroy that Ring!"

"Some enchanted evening
You may see a ranger,
You may see a ranger,
Across a crowded room.
And somehow you know
You know even then
That somewhere you'll see him again."

"Hello, young hobbits, whoever you are,
I hope your troubles are few.
All my good wishes go with you today
I've been on a quest like you."

"I'm gonna throw that Ring right into the fire
I'm gonna throw that Ring right into the fire
I'm gonna throw that Ring right into the fire
And send Sauron on his way!"

And the big, showstopping production number:

"Ohhhhhhhhhhh, Mordor!
Where Frodo and Sam will try to go.
Where the air is foul and orcs do prowl,
Will they succeed? We just don't know!"