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(with head occasionally twitching to the side and an
otherwise total lack of facial affect)...there was ONE
ring...One ring... ONE ring... it belonged to the DARK
lord...(nod)...to the DARK lord...
but it was STOlen...yeah, it was STOlen...
so FROdo and Sam...they took it to MORdor...and they
had to walk....yeah, they had to WALK... they couldn't
fly to Vegas...and they couldn't DRIVE...
I'm an excellent DRIVER...a really excellent DRIver...