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Frodo
If you wanna play blind man, then go walk with a Shepherd.
But me, my eyes are wide fucking open.
Sam
What the fuck does that mean?
Frodo
That's it for me. For here on in, you can consider my
ass retired.
Sam
Frigging Valor!
Frodo
Don't blaspheme!
Sam
Goddamit Frodo
Frodo
I said don't do that
Sam
you're fuckin freaking out!
Frodo
I'm telling Gandalf today I'm through.
Sam
While you're at it, be sure to tell im why
Frodo
Don't worry, I will.
Sam
Bet you Bagend he laughs his ass off.
Frodo
I don't give a damn if he does.
Sam turns aroud, Sting casually in his grip.
Sam
Gollum, what do you make of all this?
Gollum
Man, I don't even have an opinion,
Sam
C'mon Stinker. Do you think God came down from heaven
and stopped that sipder?
Sting leaps up and goes straight through Gollums eye.
He gurgles blood and dies.
Frodo
What the fucks happenin?
Sam
I just accidently stabbed Marvin in the head.
Frodo
Why the fuck did you do that?
Sam
I didn't mean to do it. I said it was an accident.
Frodo
I've seen a lot of crazy ass shit in my time
Sam
We got to get off the road!
Frodo
Where too? This is Mordor, Sam. Gandalf don't got no
friendly places in Mordor.