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ARAGORN: Hey Gimli?
GIMLI: What?
ARAGORN: What do they call a Big Mac in Erebor?
GIMLI: A side of bear haunch.
ARAGORN: Man, you dwarves are f***ed up!
GIMLI: That ain't nothing. We call a quarter pounder a Mega Mithirel.
ARAGORN: What?
GIMLI: Yeah, we use the metric system or s*** like that.
ARAGORN: What do you call a Whopper?
GIMLI: Don't know, never been in a Burger King.