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Council of Elrond.
ELROND: You will be.. the FELLOWSHIP OF THE RING!
Camera on LEGOLAS. He begins prancing about with exaggerated gestures, singing:
A Mordor holiday!
Let's pack the bows away!
You bring the lembas bread,
I'll bring the fear and dread!
Fuck off you silly King,
I'm off to smash this ring!
A Mordor holiday!
Hip hip hip hip hooray!!
All in attendance ROLL THEIR EYES and GO LIMP-WRISTED at this display