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Gandalf: Yeeah, Frodo. Hi. Listen, I wanted to talk to you about the ring? We're
going to have to ask you go ahead and destroy it in Mount Doom n'Kay. And that's
the way we're dealing with the ring from now on, yeah. Did you get the memo?
Frodo: Oh, yeah. I have a copy of the memo right here. The problem was - I forgot.
It was just the one time and there's plenty of time to go to Mordor and throw
it into the crack of Doom, so, it's really not even a problem yet.
Gandalf: Yeeah, well if you could go ahead and remember to do that from now
on that'd be great, yeeah. Thanks, Frodo. And I'll send you another copy of
that memo, greeat.
Frodo: Uh...
<seconds later>
Aragorn: Frodo! Hi. We need to talk about a problem with the one ring. Did you
get the memo?
Frodo: Oh, Strider, yeah. Gandalf just talked to me about it. I forgot to throw
the ring into the crack of doom just one time. I got the memo, so I'll do it
that way from now on.
Aragorn: Yeah. It's just that, we're throwing the one ring into the crack of
doom.
*******(jump to)****
Bombadil: I want you to relax...deeper and deeper...
****(jump to)****
Frodo with a power drill at the gates of Mordor.