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Lord of the Momento

by rewinn

Gollum: Yaah-ah-ah-ah <sizzle>

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Gollum: Euw - what's this cheap boney sausage I'm chewing on? Let me step back away from that short annoying bleeding guy, and admire - My - Precious!!!

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Frodo: Let go! And give that back! Also my finger!

Gollum: You fool! You'll never break my grip. If I go in the Crack of Doom, so do you!

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Frodo: I claim this ring. And you Gollum can just bite me!

Gollum: Okay, stranger, whatever you say.

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