This is sung to the tune of "Hurray for Captain Spaulding",
Groucho Marx' song from Animal Crackers, later acknowledged
to be Groucho's signature tune.
Hooray for Frodo Baggins
The Middle-Earth explorer!
“I just got back from Mordor!”
Hooray, hooray, hooray!
He went to Sauron’s castle,
But there he did not linger
“I lost my little finger!”
Hooray, hooray, hooray!
Chorus:
‘Twas he who closed the door on
The evil age of Sauron
So don’t call him a moron-
“Hey, hey!”
With elves and trees and Samwise,
He fought at Barad-Duin
“It almost was my ruin!”
Hooray, hooray, hooray!
We’ll sing his praises loudly,
For Frodo is our hero.
“I’d rather have some bheer-o!”
Hooray, hooray, hooray!
Chorus
Hooray for Frodo Baggins
The Middle-Earth explorer
He did his thing
Destroyed the Ring
And that is why we sing:
Hooray, hooray, hooray! Hooray!