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<Endless scene of the Fellowship walking past scenery...this goes on for 15 minutes>
<The Fellowship finally comes to a lone flet in the wilderness and knocks on the door to ask directions>
Celeborgo, a creepy elf: I am Celeborgo. I watch the place while the Mistress is away.
Aragorn: Hello, uh...Celeborgo. We were wondering if you could direct us to...
Celeborgo: Mordor? It's too far. You'll never make it tonight.
Aragorn: Do you mind if we stay here for the night, then?
Celeborgo: The Mistress will not like it...