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Little Shop of Horrors

by FriarTed

"Little ring, little ring of power
Little ring, little ring of power....

*during Sam's Temptation-"

"SUDDENLY SAMWISE is standing above you!
I've carried the pans, now I'm bearing the Ring!
I'll remake MiddleEarth because I love you!
No! That power is eeeeeeeevil! I'LL NOT BE KIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNGGGG!!!"

SARUMAN-
"She said 'Son, be a Wizard!'
Tho she did not see that I would go bad!
'Be a Wizard!'
For the Eye has now driven me mad!
My ambition drives me from the Maiar!
Sauron as my Lord I confess!
I'll be his Ring-Bearing Wizard-
and a Success!"