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Frodo - I dunno about you, Chubs... but I ain't had any fucking weed in months and I am about ready to call the whole fuckin' thing off. What the shit is with the stupid ring anyway? And that old dude with the stick... jesus fucking christ, was he watchin' my ass or what?
Sam - ...
Gollum - Nassssty little hobbitses... curse way too much.
Frodo - Yo, when I want your fuckin opinion, slimy little shit...
Sam - *holds Frodo back, looking at him reproachfully*
Frodo - *backing off* Man, let's get this fucking quest or whatever over with. I got some people waitin' back home for their smokes and they owes me money and shit.
*flips the ring*
Hey I wonder what kind of cock ring this thing would make? Be fuckin cool, huh? Chicks would dig it! Bet they got some kick-ass fuckin' chicks in Mordor... it sounds like a fuckin-A place.
Sam - *shakes head and keeps pulling Gollum along*
Gollum - Nasssty little Hobbit... curssssssesssss too much.... hurtssssss my little earses... why does the fat one stay with him?
Sam - *shrugs* My precious...