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The Bridge of Khazad-dum, as directed by John Woo

by MMercurius

The Balrog unleashes 800 rounds with a Gatling gun, which Gandalf skilfully avoids by running just ahead of the stream of bullets in extreme slow-motion.

Gandalf makes a flying leap for the C4 explosives detonator, which is teetering on the edge of the abyss having been knocked out of his hand by the Balrog in earlier combat.

White doves fly across the screen.

GANDALF (dubbed, mouth moving out of sync): "You are not pass!"

He performs a triple-flip, cracking the bridge with his bare hands.

GANDALF (to the doves): "Fry, you fools!"

Later, in the Two Towers, Gandalf re-appears, wearing the Balrog's face.