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"The third age has landed. All that exists now is pipe weed, pubs and long expected parties! I'm only like 3 foot tall, man. I'm gonna blow smoke out my pipe like a smokey ring. I'm gonna talk quietly to rangers all night, I'm gonna lose my footing on the table. The free peoples of middle earth are fighting, man! Tonight I'm mr underhill, I'm frodo baggins, I'm going to mordor with my chosen fellowship man! We're gonna get more split apart than Gil Galad ever did! Anything could happen tonight, you know! This could be the best night of my life! I've got the ring in my trouser pocket, I'm gonna wear the one, man! the lembas are on me! YEAH!!!"