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Scenes from Barry Sonnenfeld's Get Hobbity
with Dennis Farina as Gandalf "Bones" Istaroni

by RenMan

Gandalf: I'm from the Blessed-fuckin'-Realm and you wanna show me the White Mountains, huh? And what about the horses, do you breed out the black ones, or have they all just run away?

Cheery Rohan Guide: They say the black horses are being given in tribute to Mordor.

Ray Barboni: That's what they say, huh? What a bunch of fuckin bullshit.

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Saruman: Grima, look at me.

Wormtongue: I'm looking at you.

Saruman: No, look at me the way I'm looking at you.

* * * *

Wormtongue: Look at me, Gandalf. Look at me.

Gandalf: Take a look at this! (fires lightning bolts from staff at Wormtongue, trashes Theoden's throneroom.)

Gandalf: This is just ...(zap!!)... what I needed (zap!) after a long fuckin' horse ride.