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Forget "Forth Eorlingas"--I give you...
*We're Going to War!*
Gandalf: (Marching to the front of the Golden Hall) Then it's war!
(Rohan trumpeters raise their horns) Then it's war!
(Fanfare!) Gather the forces!
Harness the horses!
Then it's war!
Theoden: Rohan is going to war!
Aragorn: Both peasant and lord will grab a sword!
Theoden: And run away to war!
(Wormtongue: Oh crap. Exits)
All: At last we're going to...
Arm the guard where is stone is hard for...
WAR!
Legolas and Gimli: At last the Rohirrim are going to war!
All: It seems the Rohirrim are going to war.
Theoden: That's right, the Rohirrim are going to war!
Aragorn: This is a fact we can't ignore.
All: We're going to war!
This is a fact we can't ignore!
We're going to war!
Gandalf: In case you haven't heard before
I think they think we're going to war.
All: WE'RE GOING TO WAR!
Gimli: I think they think I'm too short for war!
All: He's too short for war!
Legolas: We're going to war!
Rohirrim: We're going to war!
Legolas: I said that before.
All: To war, to war, to war we're gonna go!
Aragorn, Legolas, + Gimli: Yo-del-ay-hi, Yo-del-ay-he-hoo!
Yo-del-ay-hi, Yo-del-ay-he-hoo!
Yo-del-ay-hi, Yo-del-ay-he-hoo!
We got armor
We got horses
And we got our swords, of courses!
Ohhh, Dear Rohan!
Oh, don't you cry for me,
Coz I'm going to the Hornburg
With a broadsword on my knee!
All: Ohhh, Dear Rohan!
Will we tomorrow see?
Coz we're facing tens of thousands with a hundred men times three!
To war, to war
we soon will say goodbye!
Gimli (tearfully): Oh, how we'd mourn for Aragorn
His death would make us so forlorn!
All: A might man is he!
Legolas: A man of brawn who'll carry on
Till dawn of...
All: VICTORY!
With him to lead the way
(Theoden: Hey!)
Our conviction will not sway,
Until it's safe to run away!
Theoden: Now to Helm's Deep we go!
All: We go, we go, we go, we go,
We go
We go
We GOOOOOOO!