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LEGOLAS: Him! That can't be Frodo Baggins! I am prettier than this hobbit! Alright, Mother, I'll ask him! If I risk my ears for you, would I get a chance to kill Orcishmen?
GIMLI: Is your mother a ghost, or do you converse with the Almighty?
LEGOLAS: In order to find his equal, and Elvishman is forced to talk to Elbereth! Yes, Mother! The Almighty says, don't change the subject, just answer the fookin' question!
GIMLI: Mind your tongue!
GANDALF: Insane Elvish.
LEGOLAS: Smart enough to get a bow and arrow past your guards, Old Man.
FRODO: That's my friend Elvishman. And the answer to your question is yes. You fight for me you get to kill the Orcish.
LEGOLAS: Excellent! Legolas is my name. I'm the most wanted elf in my forest. Except, we're not in my forest, of course. More's the pity.
GIMLI: Your forest? You mean Mirkwood?
LEGOLAS: Yeah, it's mine!
GIMLI: You're a madelf.
LEGOLAS: I've come to the right council then.