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Austin Powers

by jeanster

Saruman uses hs wizardry to send Gandalf spinning upward to the very top of the tower.

SARUMAN
There. Now, let’s get on with other business.

ORC (translated to English for your convenience)
That’s it? You’re not going to finish him off? What if he gets away?

SARUMAN
No. I’m going to leave him there until I go up later to have a few more words with him. I will assume it will all go to plan.

ORC
Look. I have a sword in my room. Give me five minutes. I’ll go get it and finish him off for you. STAB! It’ll be cool!

SARUMAN
You just don’t get it do you?

ORC
But what if --!

SARUMAN
Zip it!

ORC
But I was only --!

SARUMAN
Zip it!