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Gimli: All right you soldiers of Sauruman, listen up. See this? This is my BASHSTICK! It’s a twelve layer, double forged axe, S-mart’s top of the line. You can find this is the orc-hunting department. That’s right, this sweet baby was made in the Mines of Moria. Retails for more than you can imagine.. It’s walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and can cut a hair. That’s right. Shop Smart, Shop S-mart. Ya got that? Now I swear, the next one of you creatures even touches me ...