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Scene 1: Captain Frodo, laying in bed, just staring up...
"Rivendell... Shit!"
"I'm still only in Rivendell."
"Every day I stay here, I get weaker."
"Every day Orcy squats in his hole he gets stronger."
"Shit"
"Every hobbit wanted a mission. And for my sins they gave me one."
Scene 2: Rivendell HQ
Unnamed General: "Good morning Captain Frodo. Have you ever seen me before or
this other gentleman?"
Captain Frodo: "No sir."
Unnamed General: "You've done a lot of work on your own, a lot of special ops,
right?"
Captain Frodo: "I know of no such mission nor would I be disposed to speak of
one if I did, sir"
Unnamed General: "Did you ever steal mushrooms from Farmer Maggott?"
Captain Frodo: "I know of no such mission nor would I be disposed to speak of
one if I did, sir"
Unnamed General: "Have you ever heard of a Colonel Walter Sauron?"
Unnamed General: "He's operating over the border in Mordor. His methods have
become unsound. He's operating without any decent, moral sense or restraint."
Unnamed General: "We want you to terminate his command."
Other gentleman: "Terminate with extreme prejudice."
Unnamed General: "You will proceed up the Anduin river past the fallen bridge
of Osgiliath."
Unnamed General: "Once there you will make your way to Mount Doom and cast the
Colonel's Army academy class ring into the fire."
Unnamed General: "Of course, this mission never happened."