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The sun'll come out, in Mordor,
Bet your bottom dollar that in Mordor
There'll be sun
Come what may
I've finally got to Mordor
Though I said of Mordor
I did not
Know the Way
To Mordor!
To Mordor!
The One Ring in Mordor
In Mt Doom we'll cast-a-way!!
Gollum's with us, In Mordor
Took us through the marsh deep into to Mordor
He likes not
The light of Day
Slinking about In Mordor
Caught by Shelob somewhere here in Mordor
She knew Gollum
What the hey??
When I'm stuck on a hill
That's Grey and Lonely
Sam sticks out his chin
To grin and sayyyy
To Mordor!
To Mordor!
The One Ring in Mordor
In Mt Doom we'll cast-a-way!!
To Mordor
To Mordor...
It's such a tall order
Maybe the ring... should... stay......
***
It's a hard Knock life for us
Through Snow and Ice for us
No rest No easy Sleep
Spies of Saruman do peep
It's a hard slog in Mor-i-a
No more euphoria
We've lost Gandalf the Grey
Though the Balrog He did Slay
It's a hard knock life...
It's a hard knock Life for Us
Why couldn't we take a bus?
For we have had to Fight
Uruk-Hai day and night
And we just can't displace
Nine Nazghul of no face
After young Frodo's Ring
(Lucky him, for he's got Sting)
It's a hard knock life...
***
Gol-lum, why are you following Me..
Gol-lum, just for this shiny gold ring?
Gol-lum - you and your slinking walks
Gol-lum - and all your crazy talks
Gol-lum - why are you following Me?