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PIPPIN (to TREEBEARD): We're not orcs!
TREEBEARD: How do I know that? You look like the orcs
that have been felling trees in my forest!
MERRY: Well there you go, then. You're looking for tree
fellers, but as you can clearly see, there's only two
of us!
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