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SAURON
Frodo Baggins of the Shire, get your sorry ass in here!
Yeah, you, you shrimpy little Hobbit! You have been
PITTED! And don't pretend you don't know why! I WANT
MY RING!!! I've giving you ONE chance to turn it over,
or your ass is grass!
FRODO
Lalalalalalalalala! Can't hear a thing. Nope, nope nope.
TOM BOMADIL
Frodo Baggins, as moderator of this forum, I am warning
you that saying or implying that someone is on your
Ignore List is a direct violation of the rules! Cease
and desist immediately!
ARAGORN
TB, how did YOU get to be a moderator?
TOM BOMBADIL
It was easy. Since Peter Jackson did not see fit to
include me in his film version of LOTR, what else was
left for me to do? Hang around the movie set and annoy
everyone? So wa-lah, here I am.
SAURON
Frodo, are you listening to me??!!
FRODO
Bite e, o' Dark Lord.
ARAGORN
Sauron, your minions will have to get past my sword
if you want to hurt Frodo.
LEGOLAS
And my bow.
GIMLI
And my ax.
BOROMIR
What the hell. Count me in on this, too.