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"Sam," said Frodo "I must never put this ring on. I am being watched
at all times by an evil eye. My soul is being drained away, Sam.
It's the ring."
"Yes Mr. Frodo sir, I know all about the ring sir."
"I think no man who has not worn it can understand, Sam."
"But sir," Sam continued "I do know. How do I know? Because I was
MARRIED FOR TWO YEARS. MARRIAGE IS HELLLLLL. If I ever put a G******
ring on again, Mr. Frodo sir, KILL ME, KILL ME, PLEASE F****** MOTHER
OF GOD KILL ME."