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Recipe for Helms Deep's favorite battle
INGREDIENTS
Portion 1.
A thousand Ugly Orcs
A million Ugly UrukHais
Couple Mutated Trolls
Portion 2.
One Crazy King
A hundred Teenage Boys
A hundred Hopeless Farmers
A handful of Frightened Soldiers
Portion 3.
120 Arrows
Over 200 Swords
A couple Explosives
Lots and lots yelling
One flash of White Light by Gandalf
In an extra large bowl, saute together the Portion 1 ingredients, until black
and roudy.
In a medium pan, boil together the Portion 2 ingredients. Cook until all
are wilted and tender.
Pour the contents in the large bowl into the pan. Mix it until they are overflowing
and a great mess is made. Add in the Portion 3 ingredients and stir until well
mixed.
Add yelling to your taste.
Heat the oven to 700 degrees F and cook until it's completely black.
Remove from the pan.
When you think you can't make any more mess out of this concution, Use the flash of Gandalf light to make things all better.