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Dear Bilbo Baggins:
Congratulations! Your nephew Frodo has been selected
to be the Student Ambassador to Mordor! This once-in-a-lifetime
experience will no doubt prove to be a most educational
and enriching experience! Please sign this waiver releasing
People-To-People from any injuries or fatalities your
nephew may receive during his journey to Mordor or during
his stay there. We are not responsible for attacks by
Black Knights, Orcs,or Balrogs.
Attached is also information on the time and place to
attend the informational meeting to learn more about
this once-in-a-lifetime trip for your nephew. Bring
money. Lots of it. We know you can afford it. Word is
that you're the richest SOB in the Shire.
Yours truly,
People-To-People