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Dear Penthouse Forum:
I am an average hobbit who attends college in a small
midwestern shire. My story begins when I was lying in
the hay in back of Mr. Baggins hay loft when two rather
enchanting female hobbit's with enormous melons adorning
their chest came upon me giggling with mischief in their
eyes...