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Middle Earth Patent 3 141 592

MAGIC POWER RINGS WITH A RULING RING

Inventor : Sauron, "Sammath Naur", 1 Volcano Road, Mordor.

ABSTRACT

A set of magic rings of power where the power is located within a ruling ring. This acts as a security feature whereby any of the rings may be used as conventional magic rings of power, but the users of the lesser rings come under the control of the holder of the ruling ring. The users of the lesser ring cannot destroy the ruling ring without destroying the power behind their own rings. An additional security feature restricts destruction of the ruling ring to the forge in which it was made.

FIELD OF THE INVENTION

The invention relates to magic power apparatus, and particularly such apparatus which enables a magic user to dominate the known world by enslaving others.

DESCRIPTION OF THE PRIOR ART

Magic rings that call on come magic power and enable the holder to perform magic acts are well known to those practised in the art. Prior art includes the works of earth magicians under the guidance of Queen Jadis (The Magician's Nephew) and Alberich (Die Rheingold). Similar powers can also be invested in other items, such as ruby slippers by the Wizard of Oz. So far the approach has almost universally been to locate the magical power available to each magical artifact within the artifact itself. This has often resulted in problems where the magical item is lost, or used against its original owner.

SUMMARY OF THE ITEM

Conventional magic items generate a request directly to the magic power. In the main application of the invention the only ring to call directly on the power is the ruling ring. The subordinate rings only magic function is to generate a control data array compromising a request for magic that is sent to the ruling ring; the ruling ring interprets the data array and initiates the magic process.

In a more sophisticated application, the ruling ring preprocesses the request data array from the subordinate ring, before initiating a plurality of magic processes that may or may not comply with the original request. The preprocessing stage may, for example, include a filter to remove any magic actions that harm the holder of the ruling ring, and include a second magic action to increase the obedience or enslavement of the user of the subordinate ring to the holder of the ruling ring.

In a third application, the ruling ring includes apparatus for locating the other rings, sending data to them, and retrieving data from them. The subordinate rings do not actively send messages to the ruling ring, but wait until the ruling ring polls them. This avoids a potential security breach whereby users of the subordinate rings can track data, and determine the location of the subordinate ring.

In a fourth application, the ruling ring is modified to include the functions of a subordinate ring. The preprocessing stage as described earlier must be modified to avoid feedback. Typically, the preprocessing stage would filter out all requests to destroy or modify the ruling ring except in the place where it was forged, to allow for servicing and upgrading; and it would spawn a second magic action to bend the will of other users to the will of the one who forged the ruling ring. This avoids a potential security breach whereby other users get access to the ruling ring..

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CLAIMS

I claim:
1. Magic apparatus compromising one ruling magic ring and a plurality of subordinate rings; data processing means within the subordinate rings to convert a request for magic to a data array; data communication means between the subordinate rings and the one ring;data processing means within the one ring to convert the data array into requests for magic, said requests for magic not necessarily conforming to the original requests of the subordinate ring user; and magic means within the one ring to handle the requests for magic use.

2. Apparatus according to claim 1, wherein the one ring further embodies means and apparatus to rule the subordinate rings.

3. Apparatus according to claim 2, wherein the one ring further embodies means and apparatus to find the subordinate rings.

4. Apparatus according to claim 3, wherein the one ring further embodies means and apparatus to bring the subordinate rings, and in the darkness bind them.

5. Apparatus according to claim 4, wherein the destination of said means of bringing and binding is Mordor, where the shadows lie.


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