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To: "Frodo Baggins" <f_baggins@shire.com>
From: "Gandalf the Grey" <gandalf1671@shire.com>
Subjeect: Your Uncle's Ring (vry impt!)
Frodo! This is VERY IMPORTANT!
Don't let ANYONE else know about your Uncle's magic ring! I think it may be
a source of ultimate evil, and must be kept hidden away and safe.
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"Do not meddle in the ways of wizards, for they are subtle and quick to anger."
~
To: "Gandalf the Grey" <gandalf1671@shire.com>
From: "Frodo Baggins" <f_baggins@shire.com>
Subject: Re: Your Uncle's Ring (vry impt!)
okie. by the way, i think sams been reading my mail. merry and pippin too. that a problem?
> Frodo! This is VERY IMPORTANT!
> Don't let ANYONE else know about your Uncle's magic ring! I think it may be
a source of ultimate evil, and must be kept hidden away and safe.
>
> -
> "Do not meddle in the ways of wizards, for they are subtle and quick to anger."
~
To: "Frodo Baggins" <f_baggins@shire.com>
From: "Gandalf the Grey" <gandalf1671@shire.com>
Subjeect: Re: Re: Your Uncle's Ring (vry impt!)
AGH! Yes that's a problem! Damnit!
Alright, look. We'll organize a meeting at the Prancing Pony, noon sharp in
three weeks. And bring anyone that you think knows about the ring!
-
"Do not meddle in the ways of wizards, for they are subtle and quick to anger."
~
To: "Strider" <rangers_rock@riven.net>
From: "Gandalf the Grey" <gandalf1671@shire.com>
Subjeect: Meeting at the Prancing Pony
Hey, Aragorn, think you can make a meeting at the Prancing Pony in a few weeks? Say, three? Got a messanger boy, and I want to make sure that he gets to Rivendale safe-like. Also has something your family's interested in. Tell ya more later.
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"Do not meddle in the ways of wizards, for they are subtle and quick to anger."
~
To: "Saruman the White" <admin@isen.org>
From: "Gandalf the Grey" <gandalf1671@shire.com>
Subject: The One Ring (VRY IMPT! PLS READ IMDTLY!)
So, I think I've found the One Ring. I'll tell you more in person when I get to Isengard in a few days. Just FYI. It's been in the Shire this whole time! Can you believe it?
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"Do not meddle in the ways of wizards, for they are subtle and quick to anger."
~
To: "Gandalf the Grey" <gandalf1671@shire.com>
From: "Saruman the White" <admin@isen.org>
BCC: "Sauron" <admin@mordor.com>
Subject: Re: The One Ring (VRY IMPT! PLS READ IMDTLY!)
> So, I think I've found the One Ring. I'll tell you more in person when I get to Isengard in a few days. Just FYI. It's been in the Shire this whole time! Can you believe it?
Very interesting. I hope to have a complete report when you get here.
~
To: "Gandalf the Grey" <gandalf1671@shire.com>
From: "Frodo Baggins" <f_baggins@shire.com>
Subjeect: Re: Re: Re: Your Uncle's Ring (vry impt!)
so like three weeks from when you sent the letter? or three weeks from when I read it?
> AGH! Yes that's a problem! Damnit!
> Alright, look. We'll organize a meeting at the Prancing Pony, noon sharp in
three weeks. And bring anyone that you think knows about the ring!
>
> -
> "Do not meddle in the ways of wizards, for they are subtle and quick to anger."
~
To: "Gandalf the Grey" <gandalf1671@shire.com>
From: "Frodo Baggins" <f_baggins@shire.com>
Subjeect: Re: Re: Re: Your Uncle's Ring (vry impt!)
dude! where are you! answer your damn mail more often! im gonna assume it was from the day i got it.
> AGH! Yes that's a problem! Damnit!
> Alright, look. We'll organize a meeting at the Prancing Pony, noon sharp in
three weeks. And bring anyone that you think knows about the ring!
>
> -
> "Do not meddle in the ways of wizards, for they are subtle and quick to anger."
~
To: "Gandalf the Grey" <gandalf1671@shire.com>
From: "Strider" <rangers_rock@riven.net>
CC: "Elrond Half-Elven" <admin@riven.net>
Subject: Where are you?
We hung around for a few days, but a bunch of ringwraits tried to ruin our day. So, I'm skipping the meeting and heading straight to rivendell. Be there in a few!
PS- Elrond, tell Arwen I've been thinking about her.
To: "The Eagles" <flyinghigh@mistymount.org>
From: "Gandalf the Grey" <gandalf1671@shire.com>
Subject: I hate Orthanc (vry impt!)
I don't suppose you guys could arrange just one more trip for me? Please? From the top of Orthanc to Rivendell?
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"Do not meddle in the ways of wizards, for they are subtle and quick to anger."
~
To: "Gandalf the Grey" <gandalf1671@shire.com>
From: "The Eagles" <flyinghigh@mistymount.org>
Subject: Re: I hate Orthanc (vry impt!)
*sigh* Alright, Gandalf. But this is the LAST TIME. Seriously.
> I don't suppose you guys could arrange just one more trip for me? Please?
From the top of Orthanc to Rivendell?
>
> -
> "Do not meddle in the ways of wizards, for they are subtle and quick to anger."
~
To: "The Leaders of Middle Earth Mailing List" <leaders@riven.net>
From: "Elrond Half-Elven" <admin@riven.net>
CC: "Frodo Baggins" <f_baggins@shire.com>
Subject: Committee meeting!
ALRIGHT FOLKS. WE'VE GOT A RING OF ULTIMATE EVIL TO DEAL WITH, A TRAITOR WIZARD WITH MORE POWER THAN OURS, ANDA COUPLE OF HOBBITS. WEE NEED A MEETING FOR DAMAGE CONTROL ASAP. I WANT TO SEE EVERYONE IN MY OPEN AIR OFFICE IN ONE WEEK.