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Dear Sir,
It has comed to our attention that you are a fine upstanding
gentleman of your area and it is been our greatest pleasure
for you to associate with us in a great buisness proposal.
As you see, my uncle a certain "Bilbo" has managed to
come into a great ring of power through many of greatest
adventures you have ever heard. However, as I is a poor
unfortunate hobbit living in this backward part of world
named "Shire", I am not allowed to use ring said above
since great powers of this land known as "Sauron" have
great tightly watch over this land.
I and my fellow brothers are currently in the processes
of removing ourselves to the lovely USA however, there
is certain hitch that prevents us from most noble aim.
Since the possesion of such ring has become me, I am
been forced by all sides by bad, vicious creature known
as "Nazguls" who try to take ring off me at every chance.
It is in that view that we seek a transfer of said ring
of power from our native "Shire" to the glorious USA
so that we may in all haste move there post haste.
As you may know or not know, the moving of such a ring
must require a great dint in the effort and much hard
work must be obtained. It must require at least 9 peoples
of various skills at least some of great power. As you
must certainly know, such peoples do not come in the
cheaply and must require a great money to suck in.
Having much less than no cash at the present moment,
this must be where you come into the picture. The moving
of the ring must be known to take at least $50,000 of
your US dollars for the hiring of mercenarys, taxations,
bribes and miscellanious expemtions etc. However, as
relibable source in the great and wonderful USA has
told me, the ring must have sufficient power over there
to dominate exactly 8 medium size countrys (no smaller
than Indonesia). As a sign of trust and deviotion to
this most honorable task, I and my friends are willing
to impart to you no more nor less than 2 countries for
you to rule (no larger than Madigascar) in exchange
for your trust and devotion.
If you are willing to recieve the ring on our behalf,
please do muchness to contach our esteemed collegues
as soon as is probable. While this proposal is guarenteed
to be 100% no-risk free, we must ask for obvious reasons
that it must be kept in a muchness of secrecy.
If you are said to be much interested in this proposal,
please make no haste in dashing of reply to email address
below for much wealth and crushing of rebellion under
powerful dominion.
Hoping to receive your reply.
Remain blessed in the Lord.
Sir Frodo Baggins