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NEWS RELEASE -- FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
Contact:
Grima the Wormtongue
Public Relations Counsel
Sauron Domination Solutions, Inc.
Sauron Domination Solutions, Inc.
announces New Product Launch
TheOneRing Ring of Power expected to dominate evil
marketplace
Leveraging over 3,000 years of experience with the Black
Arts, Sauron Domination Solutions, Inc., today announced
a strategic alliance with Nazgul Partners, LLC, to launch
TheOneRing™ Ring of Power.
Architected to provide cost-efficient pan-racial subjugation,
TheOneRing™ Ring of Power will offer its bearer unmatched
capabilities to remotely control minds and wills across
the entire Middle Earth marketplace. Forged from the
ground up with state-of-the-art, proprietary technology,
TheOneRing promises to…
<sum> Rule them all
<sum> Find them
<sum> Bring them all
<sum> In the darkness, bind them
…all from its convenient, self-contained base station
in the land of Mordor, where shadows lie. No longer
must the forces of evil be limited to an on-site presence
in order to control subjugated populations!
Customers leveraging TheOneRing Ring of Power platform
can expect to seamlessly integrate real-time domination
over the Free Peoples of Middle Earth with just-in-time
efficiencies in the Orc supply chain to create—for the
first time this Age—true enterprise-wide control.
"Golugz u bagronk sha pushdug!" noted Sauron Domination
Solutions’ president and CEO, Sauron.
Certain statements in this news release may constitute
"forward-looking statements" within the meaning of the
Middle-Earth Private Securities Act. Forward-looking
statements may be identified by the use of words such
as "anticipates," "believes," "estimates," "expects,"
"intends," "plans," "will," etc.
Actual outcomes and results may differ materially from
the forward-looking statements expressed in this release
and while Sauron Domination Solutions may choose to
update forward-looking statements in the future, We
specifically disclaim any obligation to do so. Past
performance and forward-looking statements are not indicative
of future performance. Various factors and uncertainties
that may affect anticipated results expressed or implied
by these forward-looking statements include a downturn
in Our customers' markets or in general economic conditions;
governmental regulation; infiltration of Our business
units by Elvish spies; betrayal by Our minions or subsidiaries;
identification of and proof of life of a verified Heir
of Isildur; and other factors beyond Our control. These
and other important factors are addressed in detail
in Amendment No. 2 to our Registration Statement on
Form S-4, filed during the First Age with the Middle-Earth
Securities and Exchange Commission, under the captions
"Risk Factors—Risks Relating to product launch of TheOneRing,"
which discussion is expressly incorporated by reference
in this press release.