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01-TOR-54-A
13.4 : Removal of The One Ring
Warning!
The One Ring (TOR) may cause severe emotional distress and temporary invisibility due to Magic Light Refraction (MLR). Skin and eye protection required. Personnel in contact with TOR must abide by the ALARA concept (As Low As Reasonably Able). Keep time to a minimum and distance to a maximum when dealing with TOR. Observe proper Distance to Sauron procedures. Injury to personnel could result.
Caution!
The One Ring (TOR) has TimeLock Variable Weight Distribution (TLWD). Personnel should use proper TOR handling equipment. Damage to equipment could result.
1. Using multi-digited, opposable thumbed limbs, place TOR in
a properly Flashpoint Reached pile of wood.
2. Allow TOR to sit in FR pile of wood for approximately 3 minutes.
Warning!
Personnel should use caution when removing TOR from any pile of wood that has reached flashpoint. Severe injury or death could result from the burn potential of the wood. Use only approved equipment for TOR extraction. Injury to personnel could result.
Note
A magnifying glass may be useful in reading or recording small incriptions. Refer to 11-TOR-56-M for DOD authorized translators.
3. Remove TOR from pile, observe incription. Refer to Technical Manual 11-TOR-51-M
for proper disposal of TOR.
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