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*do do do doo-do do dowaah*
(We see Saruman and Gandalf preparing to fight. Gandalf
waves his wand and Saruman is thrown against the wall.)
*It doesn't matter what comes, dark can defeat the light,
with Sauron dark, devoid of life*
(Saruman looks anguished, then seems to remember something.
He reaches in his cape, takes out a tube (Tube reads
"SAURON") and pops something looking like a ring in
his mouth.)
*Nothing gets to you, staying dark staying cool, with
Sauron dark, devoid of life*
(Sarumn rises up, waves his wand, and causes Gandalf
to do that headspin on the floor.)
*Dark goes better, Sauron Dark Lord, dark goes better
with Sauron dark, devoid of life!*
(Saruman shows the Sauron tube to the camera while Gandalf
continues spinning.)
*Sauron! The ringmaker!*