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by PseudoRandom

Theorem 5.2. The “One Ring” theorem:

(∃x)((x∊Ring)∧(∀y)((y∊Ring)∧¬(y=x))⇒((|x|>y)∧(i(x,y)→i(y))∧(d(x,y)→0)∧(Light(y)→0)∧(dy/dt→0)

This theorem was proved constructively by Sauron in 1600; his elegant and powerful proof, acclaimed by mathematicians of the time as “precious” and said to have played a major part in attracting at least nine promising graduate students to Barad-dur University, was unfortunately lost at the end of the Second Age, and independently rediscovered by Baggins in 2941. The details of the proof will not be given here; the curious student is advised to consult any standard text on ring theory. Gandalf 3016 (Vol. III, pp. 4106-9) is particularly recommended.